Wait, is this for real?  CatterBox from Temptations Lab announced developments on a cat collar that translates cat utterances into human vocalizations.

Just in case you don’t want to wait on the science to convert your cat’s meow into a howdy (or if you’d prefer to learn how to translate for yourself), read up on cat body language to better understand feline communication.  Confused on the meanings of the purr?  Check out some resources about our feline friends and learn how to say something your cat will understand.  Bonding with a feline forever friend is definitely improved by an understanding of personalities and needs. Besides, learning how to “read” cat may be ( a wee bit) easier than waiting for your cat to talk back.

To state the obvious, cats are a big deal here at CLAWtheory, so this is interesting news.  But, yeah.  We’re pretty sure the Queen has the edge on the basics of translation: